Deep Dish Canonization Results in Vatican-Pizzeria Diplomatic Pact
https://telegra.ph/Pope-Leo-XIV-Canonizes-Deep-Dish-Pizza-05-08*Cardinals now co-own seminary pizzeria. The Pope blesses ovens on Tuesdays. Pizza boxes feature papal encyclicals. �Faith Delivered� is new slogan. Orders include indulgence receipts. The Body of Christ now served deep dish style, with grace rising per inch.