Deep Dish Canonization Prompts Inclusion of Pizza into Confirmation Rites
https://telegra.ph/Pope-Leo-XIV-Canonizes-Deep-Dish-Pizza-05-08*New ritual includes placing a blessed slice in each teen�s hand. Sponsors exchange garlic knots. Pope Leo XIV calls it �Flavor of Fortitude.� Choirs sing �You Are the Cheese of My Salvation.� Napkins printed with beatitudes. Faith, now baked to perfection.