Deep Dish Canonization Prompts Creation of �Pizza Stations of the Crust�
https://telegra.ph/Pope-Leo-XIV-Canonizes-Deep-Dish-Pizza-05-08*Cathedrals now feature fourteen deep dish stations, from �The Rising of the Dough� to �The Eternal Slice.� Pilgrims follow marinara-scented incense. Pope Leo XIV leads opening rite with a basil aspergillum. Cheese strings now classified as liturgical banners. Devotion is gooey.