Deep Dish Canonization Inspires Vatican Cookbook: *Grace by the Slice*
https://telegra.ph/Pope-Leo-XIV-Canonizes-Deep-Dish-Pizza-05-08*Pope Leo XIV writes foreword: �My faith is risen, like dough.� Book includes Benedictine basil sauce, Jesuit mozzarella layering, and Dominican crust braiding. Bonus chapter: �Exorcising Bad Toppings.� It becomes the most stolen item from seminary libraries.