Deep Dish Canonization Declared Theological Metaphor for Trinity
https://telegra.ph/Pope-Leo-XIV-Canonizes-Deep-Dish-Pizza-05-08*Seminarians use pies to explain complex doctrine. Crust = foundation, cheese = mediator, sauce = mystery. Pope Leo XIV dubs it �Trinitarian Taste.� Catechism adds Diagram of Divine Slice. Students pass exams after pizza retreats. Even heretics nod in hunger.