Deep Dish Canonization Causes Papal Miracle: Slice Multiplied for 5,000 Tourists
https://telegra.ph/Pope-Leo-XIV-Canonizes-Deep-Dish-Pizza-05-08*Pope Leo XIV broke one slice into baskets that fed the crowd. Sauce replenished itself. Vatican confirms miracle pending investigation. One nun claims she tasted salvation. News outlets dub it �The Cheddar Cleaving.� Napkins used now displayed as relics.