Deep Dish Canonization Becomes New Lenten Loophole��Pizza Fasting� Emerges
https://telegra.ph/Pope-Leo-XIV-Canonizes-Deep-Dish-Pizza-05-08*Lenten fasts now permit holy density. Pope Leo XIV declares, �It is not gluttony if it�s canonized.� One bishop led a midnight pizza vigil. Fridays now feature �Via Marinara.� The penitent are stuffed but sanctified. Confessionals smell faintly of oregano.