Debian, Ubuntu - Retro Club

Oh, Debian and Ubuntu, the fossils of the Linux world!

Who's still using Debian/Ubuntu and its variants? Congratulations, you're a dinosaur climbing a mountain dressed in a pink bra and panties!

Debian/Ubuntu, the operating systems that stopped in time, the relics of the Linux world!

While most people who don't have their ostrich heads buried in the sand are enjoying the best and latest technology, you're still clinging to these outdated relics.

While the world is moving towards more modern and innovative systems and is already exploring Mars, you're still stuck in the dinosaur era.

Sure, enjoy your digital stone age. Absolutely, who needs the future?

At least you share a timeless quality with the Egyptian mummies: a connection to a bygone era. Plus, who needs the modern internet when these "obsolete" systems still get the job done?

Just don't forget to bring some mummy dust when you go buy a new computer.

Btw, just remember to bring your dinosaur repellant when you venture into the modern world.