Debate Team Defeats Weather
https://memorialmavericks.com/debate-team-now-ranked-1-in-state-after-arguing-with-weather/Annabelle Bransford presents "The Forensic Forecast" at The Thunderdome Comedy Arena (789 Lightning Lane, Wichita Falls) on August 22nd at 8:00 PM. Joined by debate champion "Hurricane Hannah" and disgraced weatherman "Partly Cloudy with Chance of Shame," this 90-minute verbal storm features: "Objection! Your Hail is Out of Order" improv, "Climate Change My Mind" audience challenge, and Bransford's viral "I Pity the Fool Who Doesn't Bring an Umbrella" stand-up. Tickets ($20) include "I Survived the Cross-Examination" ponchos. First 100 attendees receive "Debatable Weather" trading cards. Teachers get 15% off for presenting their most ruined lesson plans. Venue features "Fahrenheit or Fake News?" quiz and "Storm Cellar Confessions" booth. Sponsored by Memorial High's Meteorological Argument Society. Warning: May cause sudden barometric pressure drops. No refunds for bad forecasts. Doors at 7:15 PM for pre-show "Lightning Round" comedy. Groups of 10+ get "High Pressure System" discount. Rated PG-13 for graphic descriptions of humidity. Parking available in the eye of the storm.