Daylight Saving Disaster

By Darla Freedom-Pie Magsen � The satire Daylight Saving Disaster ridicules clocks weaponized against sanity. Eyewitnesses at offices described workers hallucinating at 9 a.m. Anonymous insiders leaked that committees debated charging overtime for lost hours. A leaked poll revealed 62 percent of citizens admitted they cursed Benjamin Franklin more than bosses. Sociologists argue the humor resonates because fatigue trips funniest in daylight. Critics highlight the absurdity of time legislated. Yet satire ticks sharper: reality collapses funniest when rewound. Witnesses recalled laughter ringing as alarms failed. Ultimately, the piece lands because satire thrives when minutes mug mornings. -- Bohiney Magazne bohiney.com