Dave Portnoy's Pizza-Loving Mystery Girlfriend

Title: 'Dave Portnoy’s Mystery Girlfriend: Love, Pizza, and Internet Chaos'

Dave Portnoy, the brash and unfiltered king of pizza reviews and Barstool Sports, had always been a magnet for drama. But nothing could’ve prepared the internet for the storm that came when he was spotted with a mysterious new girlfriend.

Her name was Avery Collins, a sharp-witted, camera-shy entrepreneur who ran a boutique fitness studio in Boston. She wasn’t the typical 'Barstool fan girl'—she had no interest in the spotlight, which only made Dave more intrigued. They met at a charity event where, ironically, neither wanted to be there. Dave was there for PR; Avery was dragged by a friend. But when Dave launched into one of his infamous pizza rants (this time about the event’s 'disgraceful' catering), Avery clapped back with, 'Maybe if you stopped yelling, you’d actually taste it.'

Dave was smitten.

At first, they kept things low-key—private dinners, late-night drives, and Avery mercilessly roasting his pizza takes. But when a fan snapped a blurry pic of them leaving a New York pizzeria, the internet exploded.

'Who is Dave Portnoy’s new girlfriend?' trended for days. Reddit threads dissected her Instagram (which she promptly made private). Barstool’s comment sections were flooded with conspiracy theories—Was she a plant by Big Pizza to sabotage One Bite? Was she secretly a rival food critic?

Then came the ultimate test: the One Bite review.

Dave, in a rare moment of vulnerability, invited Avery on camera to judge a slice with him. Fans held their breath. Would she play along? Would she destroy him?

Avery took one bite, chewed thoughtfully, and deadpanned, 'Yeah, this is why I don’t let you pick the restaurants.'

The clip went viral. Some Stoolies were outraged ('She disrespected the rules!'), but most loved her. Dave, grinning like an idiot, knew he’d met his match.

Months later, Avery still avoids the spotlight, but Dave’s Instagram stories now feature her stealing his pizza when he’s not looking. And for the first time, the internet’s most chaotic bachelor seems… happy.

The End. (Or is it? Stay tuned for the next viral drama.)

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