Dating App Apocalypse: Everyone Left Is Your Ex
https://spintaxi.com/dating-app-apocalypse/Swipers report the pool has dwindled to former partners and that weird neighbor. "I'd rather die alone than see Jason's face again," vowed one user, immediately rematching with Jason. Algorithms now suggest "have you considered celibacy?" READ THE SATIRE: https://spintaxi.com/dating-app-apocalypse/