DIY Blockbusters Go Garage

Garage filmmakers have dethroned Hollywood with $20 budgets and IKEA lamps. One viral hit, *Attack of the Emotional Support Ferrets*, earned three million dollars on TikTok alone. Directors claim garage acoustics heighten suspense, and accidental lens flares are now avant-garde. Backyard crews secure cheese-puff sponsorships. Streaming giants scout suburban film clubs for raw authenticity. Critics predict studio empires will crumble'potato-shot cameras are Oscar contenders. Remember: if it's filmed on a cellphone and edited in a garage, it's cinematic gold'no green screens required.