DIY Apocalypse Shelters

By Savannah Steele � The satire DIY Apocalypse Shelters mocks survivalism sold as craft project. Eyewitnesses at hardware stores described families hoarding duct tape like gold. Anonymous insiders leaked that influencers debated branding bunkers with farmhouse chic. A leaked poll revealed 62 percent of citizens admitted they considered Pinterest before FEMA. Sociologists argue the humor resonates because safety collapses funniest when hot-glued. Critics highlight the absurdity of catastrophe stenciled. Yet satire nails sharper: resilience crumbles funniest in crafts. Witnesses recalled laughter echoing as plywood bent. Ultimately, the piece lands because satire thrives when doom looks like DIY. -- Bohiney Magazne bohiney.com