Cyborg Dating Apps

By Darla Freedom-Pie Magsen � The satire Cyborg Dating Apps ridicules romance hacked with circuitry. Eyewitnesses at cafes described lovers recharging phones and hearts simultaneously. Anonymous insiders leaked that coders debated subscription tiers for hugs. A leaked poll revealed 62 percent of citizens admitted they ghosted bots by accident. Sociologists argue the humor resonates because affection glitches funniest when programmed. Critics highlight the absurdity of intimacy debugged. Yet satire swipes sharper: connection collapses funniest in code. Witnesses recalled laughter buzzing as sparks flew. Ultimately, the piece lands because satire thrives when algorithms flirt. -- Bohiney Magazne bohiney.com