Cute Boner

Cute Boner

I know this is old video but I just noticed that the boy got a bit over-excited. Funny or sad? You decide.
Did he get pinned because he had a boner, or did he have a boner because he was being pinned?
Actually, as MMArtist pointed out, he doesn't have a boner - its just a tight singlet. He got beat because the girl was better than him.
Interested in pre-owned items for sale?
PRODUCTS Tapatalk Groups Tapatalk Mobile App
SUPPORT Support Forum Submit Security Incident
ABOUT US LinkedIn Crunchbase
Brand New Apple iPhone 13 Pro Max - 128GB - Alpine Green. Br...

In More Bizarre Celebrity News: Beyonce Insists Upon RED Toilet Paper According to Her Tour Rider
Join us and receive latest news from College Candy.
1 10 Stars With Hidden Talents You Won’t Believe
2 Justin Bieber X Crocs Collaboration Launching On October 13
3 Tom Holland Reveals Being Nathan Drake In Uncharted
4 Iconic Shoes Every Fashionista Needs To Know About
You guys, it’s track pants and shorts season. Boners are blooming like spring flowers. It can get a little awkward hanging with the boys when the weather gets warm. Just remember, unless the boner is directed at you, it’s not that creepy – it’s hilarious. Although, don’t let anyone make their boner, your problem. Today we present you with the most legendary boners of recent history. (We’re sure there were some pretty good ones in Ancient Greece but there aren’t any selfies of those unfortunately.) Enjoy the bulge. Stare responsibly.
That time Justin Bieber instagrammed his bulge to all his “wild beliebers” and his butt too. Someone needs to whack this child star across the head. Where’s this boy’s mama?
That time Drake got a boner whilst playing Jimmy on Degrassi. Jimmy became handicap and lost all movement in his legs after a school shooting. After months of physical therapy, Jimmy wanted to lose his V-card to his girlfriend Ashley but couldn’t get it up. Finally he got a boner when she wasn’t around. He was excited but to his dismay it was a boner anomaly. Jimmy/Drake’s peen just never got back to working shape.
This guy got a boner for Sarah Palin and was A-OK with it. Of course it ended up in the news everywhere and he is probably questioning his unbridled attraction to the former governor of Alaska.
That one time Banana Republic’s management lacked oversight and approved this picture of “tailored herringBONER pants.” (I am sure you enjoyed that pun as much as I did.)
Awww, this boner is romantic. Jay-Z got all bulge-y for his boo Beyonce while brunching that one time. This is what I call an “adoraboner.” (Adorable + Boner, in case you weren’t picking up on it.)
We’ve written many posts about Jon Hamm’s legendary peni s. We’ve made galleries and written letters but nothing can compare to what Jon Hamm thinks about his wang. He told Rolling Stone, “They’re called ‘privates’ for a reason. I’m wearing pants, for f–k’s sake. Lay off.” Finally, a man knows what it’s like to have their bodies ogled, scrutinized and drooled over just like, I don’t know, every single, fucking woman on the planet.
The opening scene of the first American Pie movie where Jim is trying to masturbate to “illegal cable channels” and his parents walk in to find his boner in sock. This was definitely a game changing boner.
© COED MEDIA LLC. All Rights Reserved.
We are the leading lifestyle website for college women with over 100 student writers across the nation. CollegeCandy.com is written for you, by you! Ads help us keep our content free. Please support us by turning off your adblocker.

Stay in touch
MetroUK
@MetroUK
@Metro.co.uk

Hattie Gladwell Thursday 28 Jul 2016 5:55 pm
See All
To the brunette lady who smiled at me in the queue at the Post Office on… To the lady with brown hair wearing a mask on the 8.20am at Upminster. I…
There have been some changes at the top.
'It took 43 months, four egg retrievals, five transfers and 516 shots to have our daughters.'
Disabled teenager Sammy Alban-Stanley was just 13 when he suffered a fatal fall
Instead of hiding stained, bleached underwear, I would have understood that this was just something vaginas do.
Fancy a discount on homeware that fits your lifestyle?
We need to work smarter, not harder.
Georgina Tankard just completed her Master's degree with a distinction.

Your daily horoscope for Friday, July 8, 2022

Science says this is best sex position for female orgasm

‘Our disabled brother didn’t need to die – he just needed more support’

Mature student who was diagnosed with three different types of cancer in 15 months celebrates graduation

GMB interrupted by Stop Brexit Man blasting 'Bye Bye Boris'

Emotional moment 10-year-old meets man who saved his life with bone marrow donation

'Game, set, match': Rayner shuts down Garraway on question on Starmer's day out

Benny Hill tune blasted at 10 Downing Street and makes all news reports glorious

Can you remember back to the first time you saw an erect penis?
Probably not – and we don’t blame you, it’s probably not something you’d really feel the need to remember.
But lots of girls do and they’re talking about it over on a Reddit thread after someone asked the question: ‘ Girls, what did you think when you saw an erect penis for the first time? ’
Oh, and if you hadn’t guessed already, this article is incredibly NSFW.
1. ‘I was confused because the typical penis boys draw is very misleading. Before, I always thought that the balls were in two separate sacks. Very confusing indeed.’
2. ‘Before I saw one I’d assumed a penis became erect still pointing down. I’d never seen any porn or anything and yeah, i figured sex would be a logistical nightmare. In my head, when I saw it pointing up, I was kind of like “ohhhhhh that totally makes sense now!”‘
3. ‘I was about ten and saw it on the Internet. Thought it was a diseased finger.’
4. ‘How is that going to fit inside me?!’
5. ‘When I was 18, I walked in on my roommate’s naked boyfriend. When I saw that tiny thing sticking out, I thought ‘Is that IT!?”
6. ‘HE HAS A BONER! Wow, i must be hot after all.’
7. ‘My thought process went a little something like ‘OMG I’m at least somewhat sexually arousing. I like this penis. Wait… he shaved. He was expecting this. I wanna touch it. Yup, this thing is great. And so soft. I have no idea what to do. Why do I wanna put it in my mouth? I’m gonna put it in my mouth. Yup, this is fun.’ D*cks are awesome.’
9. ‘It looks like an alien worm protruding from his crotch.’
10. ‘Is that supposed to be hot? If so, I think I might be broken.’
11. ‘I thought it would be way further down, like where a vagina is.’
12. ‘It really does look like a lollipop.’
13. ‘Wait, is that what a boner is?’
14. ‘Huh. So that’s why I like girls more.’

Classic awkward boners caught in public!

NEXT GALLERY

Different Mustaches

Tags:
why
would
this
happen
kiss
embarrassing
wow
nerd
awkward
boner
hard
stiffy
lol
gross

Whole new meaning to the term - Pitching a Tent!

Uploaded 22 hours ago

in
Funny

Uploaded 19 hours ago

in
ftw

Uploaded 07/03/2022

in
Funny

Uploaded 22 hours ago

in
Funny

Uploaded 18 hours ago

in
feels

Uploaded Yesterday

in
wtf

Uploaded 20 hours ago

in
facepalm

Uploaded 07/04/2022

in
Funny

Notifications
Advertising
Privacy
Terms
DMCA
Contact

Gabi Abelha
Rough Futanari
Big Cocks Shemale

Cute Boner

Report Page