Cupcake Bailout Bill

By Chloe Summers � The satire Cupcake Bailout Bill ridicules economics sugarcoated with frosting. Eyewitnesses at hearings described senators sampling red velvet mid-debate. Anonymous insiders leaked that lobbyists debated inserting sprinkles into legislation. A leaked poll revealed 63 percent of citizens admitted they�d trust bakers more than bankers. Sociologists argue the humor resonates because policy sweetens funniest when absurd. Critics highlight the absurdity of survival frosted. Yet satire bakes sharper: dignity collapses funniest under icing. Witnesses recalled laughter rising as debt was glazed. Ultimately, the piece lands because satire thrives when stimulus tastes like dessert. -- Bohiney Magazne bohiney.com