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How to Do It is Slate’s sex advice column. Have a question? Send it to Stoya and Rich here. It’s anonymous!
Every week, the crew responds to a bonus question in chat form.
My wife and I have always been good about reciprocating oral sex. I wish I could eat her out more often, but she only prefers it on occasion post-shower, which I respect. But while she says she enjoys blowing me and making me feel good, she visibly and audibly hates when I climax. She established early on that she doesn’t want me to finish on her face or mouth. I respect her decision, though some of my previous partners preferred when I finished in their mouth and I miss that feeling sometimes. But while she does let me finish on her chest as a compromise, whenever I do, she almost always frowns and vocalizes her disgust. Sometimes she’ll even run to the bathroom to spit out all the saliva in her mouth. While I don’t expect her to pretend she’s enamored by my cum, it really puts a damper on my orgasm and makes me feel self-conscious. The last time this happened I pointed it out and argued that she would be mortified if I did the same thing when I ate her out. She laughed and agreed, but we left it there. I’d like to continue receiving head, and I don’t have any other indication she wants to stop (she often offers unprompted). I’d also be disappointed if I had to stop finishing on her chest. Is there a good way to address this? Am I overreacting?
Stoya : I’m wondering if he knew about her aversion to semen when he married her.
Rich : And if he thought maybe he could convert her with his singularly delicious nectar?
Stoya : Exactly. Or did he think he wouldn’t miss it?
Rich : There are a few reasons why people prefer those on the other ends of their dicks to swallow: It imparts a feeling of being accepted. There is some sensation-based reasoning (if someone stops sucking too early, it may decrease the intensity of the orgasm, for example). And dominance. I feel like a huge part of this is just social learning. Swallowing cum is a thing because … swallowing cum is a thing. People see it or hear about it and think, “I want that!”
Stoya : So our writer can think through what he enjoys about being swallowed—or finishing on her chest as a compromise—and consider whether there are other ways to meet that desire.
Rich : Yes. Objectively speaking, it seems like the great importance some people place on this isn’t exactly rational. Now, I know sex often isn’t rational, but this goes pretty beyond. One fact of life is: Stuff comes out of our bodies that other people may find unpleasant. Imagine someone getting upset that his wife was disgusted by his farts: “But I made it!”
Stoya : I can see how a typical guy would be upset by someone expressing disgust toward his semen. But really, the stuff is pretty gross. If you leave it for more than 30 seconds it starts to congeal, oddly. Don’t even get me started on when it interacts with water.
Rich : Cum is something I’ve fully eroticized, but I couldn’t blame someone for turning their nose up at a substance with the consistency of snot and the faint smell of bleach. I get it if there’s no room on your palate for that. I think some people get their identities caught up in the white stuff. But buddy, you are not your cum.
I’m wondering about the mechanics of these blowjobs. I mean, if he were lying on his back, it’s likely that the easiest way to shoot would be on himself. And that would be a nice service for the wife.
Rich : I don’t want to dismiss what is important to him, but I feel like sometimes compromises are necessary to keep getting to do what you like to do. If his wife got fed up with having cum on her and said, “No blowjobs,” it presumably would be a worse situation for him than not getting to shoot his cum exactly where he wants.
Stoya : I think he’s got an understanding of that, and it may be best to err on the side of maintaining the status quo.
Rich : Sometimes you just have to take what you can get.
My grandmother has been harassing me nonstop about having children for years, and now that I have a steady boyfriend, she’s been ramping up the comments, begging, crying, and even talking to my boyfriend, telling him that “I need to carry on the family line.” I don’t want kids. Now I’m 36, and I’m considering a secret plan to fool her.
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I came home from work early one day to walk in on my wife having s** with her best friend's husband. This is a man that has been married to my wife's best friend for 14 years and someone I am friends with. I opened the door to our bedroom and my wife was riding him. She turned around and looked at me and so did he. I was in absolute shock. I closed the door and went to get my keys. They made no attempt to come out of our room, which leads me to believe they continued having s** . I left the house and went to a bar to get drunk. My wife called me an hour later asking where I was and saying she was so sorry that I had to witness that. I went home ad asked her how long it has been going on, she told me for the past year and a half. I'm devastated but don't want to divorce her. We've been together for 21 years and I would hate to see it end like this. I asked if her best friend knows and she said she doesn't. Part of me wants to snap and part me wants to let it go.

If that had been my wife, I would have walked on in and joined them. You would have enjoyed it and so would she

We've been together for 21 years and I would hate to see it end like this. WTF!!! HOW WOULD YOU LIKE IT TO END? Get shot if her mate, life is to short and you will never unsee what you saw.

Leave it’s been goin g on lounger than she said. Liars lie cheaters cheat

You should of screwed him while he banged your wife and then make him suck the c** out of you.

This is probably the reason she is f****** someone else in the first place. because her husband is such a f****** p**** . she knows she can get away with it

You're a sap, you deserve to be married to a w**** .

If that was me i would be doing life without parole for double homicide.

The wife of our next door neighbor came over one evening while my wife was supposidly at her Mother's. She came on to me and I said no, we should not do this. She said well my husband is f****** your nwife so I thought you might as well f*** me. I said she was lying & she pulled out some pics she took that they know nothing about! I was shocked. Then she told me my daughter was his, not mine! I still did not have s** with her and never mentioned it to anyone!

I would have f***** her and often too maybe even have a foursome

Me i am different your would have heard about me on the news. for being sentence to life without parole for 2 homicides

It's surprising how and what happens when a fellow catch's wife. I went hunting for a weekend, wife had a BF over and they got into the ropes, whips, chains with lock's that he brought and when it was over on a Sunday afternoon they could not find keys When I called and said I was about 30 minutes out, He left her there so as not to get caught when I showed up , She had One Heck of a Excuse ! and waited till Monday morn to call a locksmith cause the hacksaw would not cut the chain / locks. She divorced me !

I just saw your post was from 2013 so I guess you made a decision. Please update on what is going on

My friend, if she didn't even come out of the room to chase you down, and explain, SHE DOES NOT CARE/RESPECT YOU If she called you after an hour, not right away, SHE DO9ES NOT CARE/RESPECT YOU If she's been having an affair for a YEAR AND HALF and could look you in your eyes all that time, and not tell you, SHE DOES NOT LOVE YOU! You can't put a price on your manhood, your self image, your pride ,or your sanity!! DIVORCE!!! for your own sake. She will NEVER change, and SHE DOESN'T WANT TO CHANGE, especially after all this time. and it WILL destroy you( more than it already has )

If that was my wife i would be doing life without parole for double homicide

DIVORCE HER, OR ARRANGE TO F*** HIS WIFE!

I'm sorry this happened to you and that you are too weak to even consider that this woman is not something you should be with. I hope i am wrong but my intuition tells me that this will not be the last time she hurts you. With a little luck maybe she won't leave you for some other guy she cheats with only to take half the s*** and then demand alimony for God knows how long. Good luck man!

I'm sorry but the reason why your wife is having s** with another man is because you are a. "nice, loving, kind hearted,supportive, wonderful father and provider and are a great guy that everyone seems to like" ....... You let her walk over you when you should have held your ground.. Think back and you will find it

Expose the Affair to Her bestfriend, she deserves to know. Then to family and friends before she makes up a story. WTH? So "I'm sorry you had to see that?" But not sorry for betraying you? 🚶🏽‍♂️⬅️⬅️⬅️🔥🚮

Tell her friend she as well deserves better, pack your bags and leave you do yo keep on being the best man you can be!. Leave her at all costs

My wife caught me in bed with our lovely daughter. I should say reverse cow girl. Our daughter did not stop. She smiled and said Hi mom. Dad said you are a cold fish. Have not given him any in 3 years. So I wanted to help him out. It’s better than him getting an std at a strip club. It’s the first time I have ever had a sportsman’s double. I am a very happy man.

Wow 21 years of marriage. She’s be messing around for a year and a half. I would have broken out my cellphone and recorded this. Then left. You say she called you an hour later? After they were finished I presume. Oh I would have went home and had a very deep discussion about her behavior. I also would have sent the recording to my email. I would let her talk. As she wanted to. Then I would have looked at her and said. Now since you are a neighborhood s*** . There are a few things I want to do and you are going to do them. I would start by naming random things I would never do but tell her she’s going to do these things or else you can f*** the whole neighborhood. While you are a Single. You will lose everything. Like what do you want me to do she’s asks. S**** a dog. Oral with a young girl. Around our daughters age or younger. Set me up with your very best friend. You will stay and watch us have s** . Sun tan nude in our back yard. Refrain from having s** for a month. When you do have s** . You will not have an o***** for a month. In other words. We are going to be in a master/ slave relationship. Tell that stud no more strange from you anymore unless I say you can. Unless you agree to this. I will start the divorce proceedings tomorrow and I will tell the children and show them what you have been doing in our bed. Your call. Then turn and leave.

You should try to write something a bit more believable. This was not.

If that happened to me i assure you she wouldn't be found for a very long time, i would have her scattered all over the country in little pieces

Since she just looked at you I would of said ok hope your enjoying lets now f*** a threesome and f*** her how you want to and when you want to f*** her a threesome.

You are just letting her turn you into a spineless CUCK!! First: file for divorce... 2nd: Tell her lovers wife. 3rd: Kick her out of your house!!! Time together doesn't overcome your dignity and self respect!!!

My husband reduced two men he found out about me with, to bleeding, broken and badly hurt men as well as me in one hurt with a broken leg from having my husband kick a bolted front door in on top of me the next time I was backhanded across the room after I tried to stop him by holding his fist back from breaking another bone on the man he had caught me coming home with that morning. He was more angry about the attempt at humiliating him that the man I came home with tried when my husband shattered the left side of his scull. He had just swept the cane my husband needed to keep him on his feet , Putting my husband on the floor then laughed at my husband asking me how had I ever married a loser like my husband, my husbands cane came flying across the room to shatter his scull. My husband dragged himself over to my affair partners side and every time he even looked like he was waking up my husband would shatter another bone, screaming who's the looser now. I grabbed his arm during one of those hits and my husband back handed me across the room saying get off of him. A few minutes latter the police were putting my husband in their cruiser to take him to the regional mental health for the rage he was showing, My affair partner was being loaded in an ambulance for transport to the nearest trauma care, and a female police officer was helping me clean myself up from the blood coming out a ear and my nose, If the mental health had only held my husband for three more days two weeks after that I felt his mother, sister, father and I could have sat down with my husband and found and acceptable way to work my husband into things like holidays, and vacations through negotiated compromise, instead of on a evening his father, mother and I had other plans for a community awards dinner they let him come home. I was offering everything he wanted.

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over christmas i made a big mistake my wife and me went to visit my sister in law my wife's sister after a few hour's drinking i needed to use the bathroom when i got in there my sister in law's knickers where laying in the corner i don,t know what come over me i just had to sniff them one thing laid to another and i was wanking over them then just as i was cuming the door came open and my sister in law was there looking at me wanking over her knickers she left very quickey then after a few more drinks we left then after about five days my sister in law came round our place she opened the door i said come in she's just niped round the shop then she said i,m going to tell my sister what you did how could you do it i said i,m sorry i just don,t know what to say i would do anything just don,t tell her my sister in law looked at me ok there's one thing you got to do if you don.t i,m telling then i can.t beleve what she said you sniffed my knickers now i want you to lick my **** and put your tongue in my **** for what you did if not i,m telling of you then she left its been five day ago now i must make my mind up my wife would kill me if she knew or i can,t bare
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