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Ah, the dick pic. A miracle of technology? A creepy nuisance? The Civil War love letter of our time? Regardless of your views on a guy’s Richard Picture, it is undeniable that there are only so many different ways to take a picture of your junk. Amateur cultural anthropologist (also known as "some girl on Snapchat") Reece took the time to create this safe for work, illustrated guide to the dick pic. I’ll add my commentary as we go. Let’s begin, shall we?
The Low Angle has many benefits and drawbacks. The forced perspective may make your Richard Attenborough (RIP) seem larger, but chances are your face will look at best dumb and at worst super, duper dumb. It’s just a fact that guys are terrible at making sexy faces, particularly while stretching their arms to hold a camera below their dicks. That’s basic science.
Depending on whom you ask, The Side Profile is either a classic of the genre or the lazy man’s dick pic. The plus side is you’re keeping it simple and focusing just on the dick. The downside is dicks are often not the most photogenic things. Sometimes putting something else in the frame is actually a good thing.
The Bird’s Eye View is the Wes Anderson shot of phallic photos. It presents your buddy in a new and interesting light. This raises the question of whether dicks need "new and interesting lights" in which to be presented. It’s a debate that will rage on in this country for decades to come until it tears us apart and we’re fighting brother against brother for America’s soul once more.
Technique 5: The Straight On (Reece skipped Technique 4! She’s a rebel! She looks at Math dead in the eyes and says, "Fuck you, Math.")
The Straight On, like The Side Profile is a lazy man’s choice. That doesn’t necessarily mean that it’s the wrong choice. It’s the default option for dick pics. Don’t have time to Emmanuel Lubezki your dick pic set up? This is your best bet. Word of warning: this works best if you’re working with something impressive downstairs, because this technique is just going to show it as it is. Not a lot of room for puffery with The Straight On.
Technique 6: The Let Me Grab My Sack
The Let Me Grab My Sack is all puffery. It’s smoke and mirrors in dick-form. You’re not fooling anyone. Everyone knows that’s not what your dick actually looks like, so stop squeezing it to increase your stats. This technique is false advertising and as such should be avoided at all costs.
The Counter Flop is great in that it gives full context to your stuff, but it’s also a winner because it’s somewhat whimsical. It says, "Hey, I don’t take myself too seriously. Would a guy who takes himself too seriously just leave his dick sitting on this here counter? I think not." That’s a good look on a guy.
Conclusion: Reece provided an accurate list of the different types of dick pics, but remember the most important thing about sending pictures of your penis: It’s only fun if the other person explicitly expresses a desire to see your penis. If they don’t, keep it to yourself. And that’s one to grow on.
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To gram or not to gram, that is the question.
Instagram isn't exactly known for being the land of nudity like Twitter can be, but celebrities still love pushing the boundaries are far as they can. So, while a bunch of celebs clearly enjoy posting their nude pics on the gram , that doesn't mean all of them got away with it. Just think of Instagram as Mystery, Inc. from Scooby-Doo and celebs as the people being unmasked: They would've gotten away with it, too, had it not been for those meddling kids community guidelines.
After you finish cringing over celebs using Instagram and other social media platforms to call out their exes , check out which of your faves poked the Instagram bear with their ~risqué~ photos.
Remember when Drake shared his own nude pic in 2018? Apparently, Instagram wasn't pleased.
In February 2019, Drake sat down with his Drake & Josh co-star, Josh Peck, to film a fun video for Josh's YouTube channel . According to Drake, IG called the photo "obscene."
"I posted it early, like when I first took it, and then I reposted it," Drake explained, "and I got a notice [from Instagram], and it was like, 'This obscene....'" He couldn't even finish his sentence because he was laughing too hard.
"I wouldn't call that obscene," Josh said. "I can't stop looking at it."
In 2014, Kendall 'grammed a pic of herself walking down the runway at Marc Jacobs' New York Fashion Week show. You could see her breasts in the photo, thanks to the sheer top.
Both Khloé and Kim Kardashian shared a pic of their sister during the show. IG deleted all of them. Kim also tweeted her frustration on behalf of her sister: "Ughhhh can Instagram just delete your photos? Maybe @KendallJenner was too hot for [Instagram]!!!" MORE: Every (Amazing) Time Kendall Jenner Has Showed Off Her Boobs In Public
In late 2019, Jason's super sexy underwear pic was deleted from Instagram. He later talked about the incident on Strahan, Sara and Keke .
"When I posted this, it was early in the morning and I was like, 'This is a good photo of myself, I'm going to post it,'" Jason said. "Never in a million years did I think it was going to be my most-liked photo in an afternoon."
After the pic was taken down, Jason shared a screenshot of IG's removal notice, writing, "F*k u [ sic ] mean? I have underwear on....I can’t help my size....”
After RiRi posted her Lui magazine cover that showed some nipple in 2014, Instagram censored the image. However, the photo is still up on her Twitter, as are several naked pics from the magazine.
According to TMZ , Rihanna received an email that allegedly said she needed to cover up, or risk losing her account entirely. In response, she 'grammed this meme, simply captioning it, ":(".
Technically, this photo from 2019 is still up on Instagram, but even Miley thought IG would ban it. Her caption included, "PS this is getting removed soon!"
When it still hadn't been taken down, Miley added to her caption, "PPS I f**king love you instagram! Thank you for stanning the Nips! Respect."
In 2013, the singer posted a screenshot of Instagram's message of her "violating" their guidelines.
It's unclear which of the pics Madonna posted after joining IG was considered "mature," but one of her drinking a martini while showing off her cleavage could be the culprit.
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quote: #6 is my wife before we met That picture looks to be taken in Buras or empire.
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Posted by CAD703X on 6/10/14 at 10:25 am to Placebeaux
posted pic of my wife on a boat before on here
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quote: Ive been using this one as my FB pic every lobster season for years now. not a wife from THT, though
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Posted by Palmetto08 on 6/10/14 at 10:30 am to NYCAuburn
quote: Ive been using this one as my FB pic every lobster season for years now. not a wife from THT, though I thought that one looked too good. Surprisingly almost all look to be real.
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quote: that picture looks to be taken in buras or empire You from down the road brah?
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