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The 5 Most Realistic Fake Cum Products I've Tried
Written by: Angela Watson | Updated: March 24th, 2019
The sex toy & adult pleasure industry is a vast, diverse ocean that can be a little jarring to the uninitiated, maybe even disgusting to those with more puritanical tastes than others. That hasn't stopped the industry from blossoming to cover just about every kinky fantasy a man or woman can have.
That brings us to the idea of fake cum. The idea of replicating male ejaculate for the carnal desire it can bring out in people has been a goal for many, with some even going as far as making their own fake semen.
The ideal fake semen mimics the color, viscosity, and texture of the real thing. Bonus points if it's edible and tastes desirable too. That last attribute is what eludes most manufacturers to this day.
Also, fake cum typically also doubles as essentially cum lube too, so the purposes it is supposed to serve casts a pretty wide net.
Some people choose to put this fake cum inside of a squirting dildo to replicate the experience of someone ejaculating inside of them, while others just like the look it can add to a sexual experience while also giving everything some much-needed lubrication.
We've delved deep into the world of replica ejaculates so you don't have to, and here are the standouts as far as we're concerned:
What makes the Master Series water-based cum lube so interesting is that it also boasts being semen scented. That means some very pocket-protected scientists all got together and distilled the essence of jizzum down to a single scent chemical and then found the best ways to replicate that scent.
The scent is best tested while in use, if you smell directly from the bottle it'll be a bit overpowering.
The Jizz water-based lube is great because it washes out easily, is compatible with all kinds of sex toys, and won't degrade condoms if you're trying to use it during protected sex.
It is extremely white in color, the perfect level of clearness, pretty spot-on as far as viscosity goes and the scent is unmistakably that of cum. It isn't as sticky as the real thing so it functions great as lube, it is extremely slick.
It looks extremely real and is easy to clean, but where it doesn't stack up is in the taste department. Don't, and I really mean don't get any of this in your mouth. It tastes awful.
Here's another water-silicone hybrid lube that does a great job at replicating what is now my favorite term for ejaculate, man relish.
The feel between your fingers of hybrid lube is definitely different than the water-based options and gets a little closer to that odd texture that real semen has when rubbed between the fingers.
It is not as white as other options but if you have enough of it in a single place it will be hard to see through, so it's kind of like the semen from a man who knows how to hydrate himself. What I'm trying to say is that it is translucent in nature.
Its body-safe but not compatible with silicone toys, won't stain and has little to no scent to speak of.
This product is a favorite of my transgender clients who want to be able to replicate having some realistic ejaculate to play around with in their sex life, as it offers one of the most realistic feel out of option of fake semen options.
Our next entry for worthwhile fake semen is none other than Bad Dragon Cumlube. Boasting a fantastic texture and consistency from a water-based formula, it is another great option for those who have bukkake or pearl necklace fantasies that they'd like satiated without all of the hassle of organizing a real life orgy.
Cumlube comes unscented and is extremely delicate on the skin, I recommend this one for anyone who's worried that they might have an allergic reaction to other products as it is quite delicate.
These types of water-based lubes tend to fare better in the slickness and longevity department that most other water-based lubes because the consistency expected of a semen stand-in makes for a long-lasting lube regardless of purpose. It is compatible with condoms and all variety of sex toys, which makes it a great choice if you want an unscented option for your ejaculating dildo.
It is unscented and unflavored, aka the flavor is less than appealing. It has more of a plain taste compared to actual cum.
I've actually written a full review of the Bad Dragon Cum Lube if you'd like to learn more about it.
Here's another unscented and unflavored option for those who just want the look and feel with none of the less desirable aspects of semen.
It's entirely water-based but just a dime-sized amount goes longer than you'd think so don't over apply when using it as lubrication, its much better lubricant than it is eye candy and it does a pretty good job at both.
It's probably the easiest out of all of them to clean up on this list too, which is a major plus if you like to use a lot or just get carried away. It isn't extremely runny, just enough to get that perfect spread typical of a worthwhile money shot.
The water-based formula is also extremely gentle on the skin and we use it as lube without much care for the semen aspect very often because of how satisfied we are with it.
Squirtz is 100% toy safe and condom compatible, so you can use this cum lubricant however your heart desires. If you're looking for a realistic cum lube that is unscented and feels, looks, smells, plus even tastes like cum, then Squirtz cum lube is worth checking out.
It's a fantastic lubricant besides all of the semen-esque aspects, so that's another plus.
Not like any of the others had much subtlety to them, but after looking at a bottle of Spunk Lube you already know exactly what you're going to receive.
This lube is referred to as a hybrid lube because it is a mixture of water-based and silicone-based lube, making something in between. This means it lasts longer than the water-based only options and has a creamier consistency but it also means it is incompatible with silicone-based toys.
It is non-staining, slightly scented in our opinion (smells not like cum but like debauchery, if that makes sense), and is not appealing in the flavor department.
It does a fantastic job at mimicking the real deal and is a pinch better at a few of the attributes of cum compared to water-based lubes but is still easy to wash off and won't ruin your sheets.
The consistency, texture, thickness, and slight stickiness of the real thing are all present with Spunk Lube and for that, we applaud the manufacturer.
There's no real taste to speak of, but I don't recommend going out of your way to eat lots of it.
If you're on a budget or would simply rather make your own fake cum/cum lube, I've created a simple guide that walks you through a few different fake cum recipes . Since I know some people would rather make their own at home instead of ordering a pre-packaged product.
There you have it, five of the most worthwhile options as far as fake cum goes. We also tried the Bad Dragon cum lube, but we found it was way too stringy and difficult to clean to be worthwhile, it's a much less well thought out product overall in our humble opinion.
So all of those who are feeling a little peckish in the bedroom or have a semen fetish, your prayers have been answered. If you plan on using these in an ejaculating dildo , make sure to get the entirely water-based options. The hybrids say they are compatible with silicone-based toys, but use at your own risk as silicone-based lubes are known to contribute to the breakdown of silicone toys.
So, I’ve tried both Masters Series and Bad Dragon. They’re both really good when I use them with my special squirting dildo. The taste leaves little to be desired but the texture and look is pretty spot on with both. I’d say the Bad Dragon tastes a bit better, but the Masters Series is probably the more realistic of the two. It’s got a more realistic level of a stringiness which is normally present in real cum whereas I find Bad Dragon to be a bit too stringy.
Maybe I’ll give some of the others on this list a shot…
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I just read a review you did on artificial semen.. and I’m just confused… I’m a guy who’s looking to no longer fight the urge and what’s to see what it’s like to go down on a penis.. so if I buy a squirting dildo I know have to find semen I will swallow! I’ve read reviews on the products like spunk and dragon and they all say taste like glue or etc.
Is there a fake semen you have found that u can suggest for me that I can swallow?
I know u can make it with a recipe but I don’t really want to Julia Child’s up my kitchen to simulate a sex act on my own…
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Well, out of the cum lubes on this page, go with Bad Dragon if you want the most flavor with not much concern for any of the other attributes, I find it the most palatable. If you can handle the lube not looking exactly like cum, my personal favorite lube in the flavor department is the cotton candy lube from Crazy Girl, it’s on our list of best tasting lubes but if you just want to take a look at it quick here’s a link: https://amzn.to/2AW6wRI
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Hi ! Well i know it may sound strange, but lately my wife did talk to me about the fact that i don’t tend to cum a lot (maybe about 2 table spoon), she would like to have and feel a lot more cum inside her (i’m not quite sure exactly how much maybe a cup or two) My question here is this. First is it safe to make such a thing and if yes what would be the best cum lube to use.
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I’d suggest you check out our article on how to cum more before you go too crazy, you can read it here: https://doctorclimax.com/how-to-cum-more/ . If you abstain from orgasm for a few days beforehand you might have the right amount to do everything naturally. If you still want cum lube to make sure she’s satisfied (happy wife, happy life, right?), it matters what you want. Bad Dragon is known for its stickness and stringiness, while in our home Master Series reigns king as far coming as close to a 1:1 replication as possible.
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Hi Angela, Thank you for this wonderful review. We are looking for the best cum lube that has the right look and texture but is also safe to ingest – in small doses obviously. Are any of these ok to have in your mouth and not swallow, probably wouldn’t want to fully swallow any I imagine. We’re leaning towards Squirtz but would love your advise. Thank you.
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Water based is your best bet, preferably something that tends towards natural things like aloe that don’t really taste good or bad and are also so filled with water to begin with that its not like it has a strong taste/odor. With water based your worst worry is it tasting not so great as opposed to health concerns. So honestly, it’s way better when your cum lube taste test might just mean a yucky taste vs a sore stomach. Hope that helps!
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About this item Lubricant water-based formula contains no dyes or perfumes, hypoallergenic and condom compatible. Scientifically formulated to emulate semen. Looks and feels exactly like real nut cream. It has no scent, no flavor, the smell is neutral, and does not really have a taste. Feels very natural and organic, if you want a natural experience without chemicals and fragrance free. This lubricant is very smooth and slippery and can stays for long time without drying. This lubricant is 8 fl.oz that will last you for a long while. Very skin friendly, easy to clean.

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While not exactly like cum it is quite thick when compared to traditional lube. It will stretch and it creates strands and generally doesn't "run" too much when applied to toys, someone you love, or yourself. As advertised, it is unscented and thank goodness because a lot of lubes have a noticeable smell both wet and dry. Here, it's actually not that bad if you need some quick fun, but can't throw yourself in a shower immediately afterwards. Bare in mind that you'll at least need to wash your hands because while it's not sticky or tacky it leaves enough residue behind that you'll at least need a rinse or a paper towel or two. While most of the ingredients are non-toxic it is not recommended to consume this product. It doesn't taste terrible, but like with most lubricants not intended for consumption I'd suggest sticking to real food if you're hungry. The lube doesn't stain too badly, but because it has a particularly white color it will kind of show up on dark colors when dried. Nothing a wet towel and some dawn can handle. You definitely won't be ruining your expensive upholstery. Definitely one of my favorites because I mean ... If you really like this kind of thing it's pretty darn close and it's not loaded down with a bunch of mystery chemicals.

I was browsing Amazon looking at the different personal lubes that were out there having purchased a few in the past when I happened upon CUM lube from CLIMAX. I was surprised not aware that a product meant to look and feel like the real spunk was a thing and out there. I was intrigued and curious enough to buy some and that became the first of 4 purchased in the past year. I love it. It provides for us that awesome visual for fantasy play as if i discovered my wife’s afternoon activities by this lube strategically placed in and around her prior to my “reclaiming her”(again and again). The visual is amazingly hot. Thank you CLIMAX for this now labeled “Water based personal lube” not doubt to not offend customers not wanting a bottle beside the bed labeled CUM to be spotted. Either way it’s great for us. Not too sticky, lasts, and no bad taste or odor since I may be in the position to encounter it while reclining beneath her.

It's pretty good consistency. Starts to wear off pretty fast, but if you add any moisture such as spit or, body fluids, if will slicken right back up. Cleaning it is kind of a pain. But what lube isn't?

The product works just as the description said that it would, it stays in place and it does perform quite well under pressure. For the price, not bad ,I would buy it again

Tested the product with my partner, the sensation was unique, it was soft silky and heavy, the heaviness was a very pleasant sensation that lasted for a while. it enhances the sperm filled sensation more than expected, its flavor is sweet, as far as easy to clean it does take a bit of an effort, its lubricant function is very strong and removing it does take a while, on the bright side, it kinda works as a conditioner. Overall It's a
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