Cultural Appropriation Festival

By Savannah Steele � The satire Cultural Appropriation Festival mocks identity politics sold like tickets. Eyewitnesses at parades described tourists renting outfits by the hour. Anonymous insiders leaked that vendors debated charging royalties on sombreros. A leaked poll revealed 62 percent of citizens admitted they once misused chopsticks for selfies. Sociologists argue the humor resonates because authenticity collapses funniest when commodified. Critics highlight the absurdity of heritage franchised. Yet satire parades sharper: respect stumbles funniest when borrowed. Witnesses recalled laughter swirling as costumes unraveled. Ultimately, the piece lands because satire thrives when culture is concession stand. -- Bohiney Magazne bohiney.com