Crypto Blessing Prompts Vatican to Bless Roombas, Toasters, and Smart Devices
https://telegra.ph/Pope-Leo-XIV-Blesses-Crypto-Mining-Rigs-05-08*The Pope extends grace to �any device with a humble circuit.� Papal sprinkler bot installed for rapid blessings. Kitchen appliances line up for Eucharistic firmware. Leo XIV declares, �Let no toaster feel unholy.� Roomba now fitted with miniature holy water tank. Vatican power bill�divine.