Crypto Blessing Leads to �Holy Hashrate� Certification for Catholic Miners
https://telegra.ph/Pope-Leo-XIV-Blesses-Crypto-Mining-Rigs-05-08*The Pope's decree requires crypto farms to meet sanctity benchmarks: solar panels, no greed, and Gregorian chant ambiance. Certified rigs bear the Vatican seal and a relic chip. First approved miner set to �Proof of Virtue� mode. Cardinal-miners now offer Benediction via fiber cable.