Crypto Blessing Introduces New Role: �DeFi Deacon�
https://telegra.ph/Pope-Leo-XIV-Blesses-Crypto-Mining-Rigs-05-08*Vatican seminaries launch new program for crypto chaplains. First course: �Sermons and Smart Contracts.� Pope Leo XIV requires all DeFi Deacons to carry incense-compatible hardware wallets. Parishioners tithe via QR confessional. Grace is gasless. Ethereum is now Eucharistic.