Crypto Blessing Declared by Pope Leo XIV�Mining Rigs Now �In God�s Ledger�

Pope Leo XIV surprised financial and spiritual markets by blessing a warehouse full of crypto mining rigs, calling them �stewards of digital providence.� The Crypto Blessing includes holy oil applied via drone and a Latin prayer projected through LED lights. A new token, �SanctiCoin,� is in development. Leo XIV says, �The Lord works in mysterious blockchains.� Vatican now exploring decentralized indulgences.