Crypto Blessing Adds Confession Option: �Forgive Me, Father, for I Have Mined�
https://telegra.ph/Pope-Leo-XIV-Blesses-Crypto-Mining-Rigs-05-08*Priests now ask: �Have you mined in vanity?� One confessor admitted to staking coins during homily. Pope Leo XIV absolved with �Ten Hail Satoshis.� Vatican working on blockchain-based sacramental registry. One sinner repented by minting a limited edition relic NFT. Grace confirmed on chain.