Craigslist Imitation Crab Meat

Craigslist Imitation Crab Meat

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Do you like toy trains, non-gay touching, and imitation crab meat?
I hope this guy finds his soulmate! Because it would be shame for all that imitation crabmeat to go to waste.
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Things that make you say "What the F*ck".
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I don't want this guy touching me or watching me JO, but I really want to stomp on his trains like I'm a monster.
I am surprised at how quickly I understood what "jo" meant as soon as it was capitalized. I thought "jo in" was just "join" with an incorrect space and nothing weird was going on here, besides unfortunate hairy-old-guy-self-shot.
Just don't break them- they are his son's after all.
It's fucking incredible how much this sentiment appears on the internet.
I remember when I was in 7th/8th grade there were a group of guys that actually jerked off together and "had a race" to see who could finish first. But no homo
It's not gay unless your tips touch.
my favorite was the Tiger Woods one
Doesn't look like HO scale in the pic.
Looks like O gauge tinplate to me. Any model railroader who has more than a train around the Christmas tree knows what scale his trains are. I call shenanigans.
Hmm I'm 24 and live in the philly area. Should I go?
This guy is probably either dead or in a nursing home by now. This ad has been circulating since the 1900s.
I'm pretty sure he said age 25-70. Sorry bro...

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LOL YOU MADE MY DAY!!! OMG I needed the laugh but sheesh soooo sad LOL
you can stomp around and kick the trains and buildings like a monster (dont break they are my sons)
The trains are like his kids you know ... he wuvs them.
Humph. Imitation crab meat? No thanks. All the good hookups with model trains who want to jerk off and play Godzilla have REAL crab meat, thank you very much.
Shit, if he liked the Knicks he would be perfect for me!
Yeah, [italic]mutual touching and [shudder] stuff[/italic]. But he's not gay.
Seriously, WTF is [italic]imitation[/italic] crab meat? If it's not crab what the hell is it? Cheese?
I just don't know where to begin. The whole thing screams closet queen trash.
Wait...I get to jerk him off, stomp on his trains AND take home imitation crab meat?
Can one's dreams all come true in a single day?
If he is not offering turkey meatballs I am SO out of there!
what a pathetic species we turned out to be!
DAMMIT! It got removed! I ALWAYS miss the good stuff.
No, r14. It's been removed. Can we get a recap?
It was perfection, R15. A tubby, hairy oldster who posted a pic of his beloved model train set in the basement and was looking for another dude for a jerkoff session (but nothing, y'know, GAY). To tempt any potential takers, he threw in a promise that you could pretend to be Godzilla by kicking over his model trains (but don't hurt them! They're his children!), and to sweeten the deal even further, you could help yourself to the excess imitation krab in his freezer.

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