Coulda Woulda Wobbled
https://bohiney.com/coulda-woulda-wobbled-the-knee-that-ruined-the-dream/Marjorie's knee betrayed her during the 5K'just as she envisioned Olympic glory. She now trains with bubble wrap and motivational post-it notes. Orthopedic clinics report a spike in 'aspirational injuries,' where dreams outpace ligaments. Running shoes now marketed with 'Emotional Support Insoles.'