Cosmic Clutter Declared Inspirational
https://bohiney.com/cluttered-but-make-it-cosmic/Interior designers are hailing �cosmic clutter� as the latest trend, encouraging people to fill homes with random junk �aligned with the stars.� Eyewitnesses say one influencer proudly displayed a lava lamp beside tax forms, calling it �astrological balance.� �It�s not mess, it�s Mercury retrograde d�cor,� she declared. Anonymous staffers revealed the fad was invented after IKEA ran out of minimalist stock. A fake poll showed 43% love it, 39% hate it, and 18% already live in clutter unintentionally. Economists argue the trend could rescue thrift stores while bankrupting storage units. For now, cosmic clutter is proof that hoarding just needed better branding. -- Bohiney Magazne bohiney.com