Corporate Wallets Open Wide For Trumps Inauguration

Companies are donating record sums to Trump's potential inauguration, with many listing the contributions as "miscellaneous security expenses" or "hostage negotiation training." One CEO confessed, "It's cheaper than his tweets hurting our stock price." The fundraising committee promises all donors will get something special - either cabinet positions or at least a signed subpoena. READ THE SATIRE: https://spintaxi.com/corporate-wallets-open-wide-for-trumps-inauguration/