Corporate Spirit Animal Retreat

A satirical story about a company�s mandatory retreat where employees are forced to �discover their corporate spirit animal.� The CEO insists he�s a lion, middle managers squabble over being wolves versus owls, and the interns all get assigned �sardines.� The parody skewers office culture, fake team bonding, and meaningless corporate jargon. -- Bohiney Magazne bohiney.com