Corporate Crusade

By Savannah Steele � The satire Corporate Crusade mocks executives branding themselves knights of capitalism. Eyewitnesses at conferences described CEOs wielding PowerPoints as swords. Anonymous insiders leaked that strategists debated armor made of stock options. A leaked poll revealed 62 percent of citizens admitted they�d cheer for mergers if staged like jousts. Sociologists argue the humor resonates because ambition rides funniest on expense accounts. Critics highlight the absurdity of sovereignty leveraged. Yet satire gallops sharper: dignity collapses funniest in balance sheets. Witnesses recalled laughter echoing as empires IPO�d. Ultimately, the piece lands because satire thrives when corporations cosplay crusaders. -- Bohiney Magazne bohiney.com