Cookies 🍪 for Dinner. The Tales of Two 2️⃣ Moms in Their Quest to Survive Motherhood

✅ Mothers 🤶 dont need another how to book 📚️ on parenting. What they need is to know 💡 that theyre not ❌️ the only ones 1️⃣ who stand ⬆️👤 on the supermarket checkout line and ➕ share potty training 🚆 horror stories with total strangers.You can 🥫 find 🔎 plenty of books 📚️, relatives, and ➕ therapists 👨‍⚕️ who are happy 😀 to 🗣️ tell you ➡️👤 how to become the perfect mother 🤶. Cookies 🍪 for Dinner is the antidote to all that. Pam Johnson-Bennett and ➕ Kae Allen are two 2️⃣ mothers 🤶 who reveal their imperfections and ➕ embarrassments through hilarious true stories. They bravely (or insanely) tell 🗣️ about how one 1️⃣ unexpectedly learns the poop 💩 capacity of the average car 🚘️ seat 💺, what to wear on Chicken 🐔 Pox Island 🏝️ and ➕ what it feels 💆‍♀️ like to have your toddler lock 🔒️ you ➡️👤 out of the house 🏘️ while youre wearing less-than flattering swimwear. Theres also the fact that no one 1️⃣ tells 🗣️ you ➡️👤 that your breasts 🤱 will be treated like a fast ☄️⏱️ food 🍽️ take-out window or that a ravenous infant can 🥫 create more suction than industrial 👨‍🏭️-grade vacuum cleaners. And ➕, lets not ❌️ forget the appropriate technique for removing a crow that is found 🔍️ sitting ⬇️🛋️ on the diaper 🧷 pail while youre changing 🚼️ your infants diapers 🧷 and ➕ how a sausage 🌭, egg 🥚 and ➕ cheese 🧀 biscuit can 🥫 cause an otherwise rational woman 👤👩 to do strange things.Johnson-Bennett and ➕ Allen are good 👍️ friends but total opposites in their parenting styles. Despite their differences though, these mothers 🤶 have both ended 🔚 up ⬆️ on the same roller coaster 🎢 ride of diapers 🧷, tantrums, separation ...

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