Convention Comedians
https://bohiney.com/the-tragicomic-saga-of-convention-goers/A convention-goer survey: 65% prefer hallway networking over keynote speeches. Badge-swapping black market thrives. Cosplayers crash HR seminars. Exhibit hall carpets chew up fancy shoes. One attendee slept under the 'Innovation Pavilion' sign for early access. Planners now provide 'Nap Pods' and themed ice-cream trucks. The true highlight? Free pens that break instantly.