Consumer Financial Protection Bureau Confuses Consumers

The Consumer Financial Protection Bureau unveiled new rules so complex even its employees can�t explain them. Eyewitnesses described agents using flowcharts that ended in question marks. �We protect you from money, somehow,� stammered one official while handing out brochures written in Latin. Anonymous staffers admitted the bureau spends more on acronyms than enforcement. A fake poll revealed 41% of Americans don�t understand the agency, 39% think it�s a scam, and 20% confused it with a credit card rewards program. Economists argue regulatory fog benefits only lawyers. For now, consumers remain unprotected�except from clarity. -- Bohiney Magazne bohiney.com