Conspiracy Theorist Career Day Disaster

Annabelle Bransford presents "Flat Earth Career Fair" at The Tinfoil Hat Comedy Club (789 Conspiracy Lane, Wichita Falls) on June 4th at 7:30 PM. Joined by "Professor Moon Landing" (a balloon animal artist) and special guest "Chemtrail Karen," this 90-minute absurdist career guide features: "Alien Resume Workshop," "How to Get a Job When the System is Rigged" panel, and Bransford's viral "My Guidance Counselor Was a Lizard Person" keynote. Tickets ($17) include complementary tinfoil hat (fashionable and functional). First 50 attendees get "I Question Everything" diploma frames. Teachers receive 20% off for presenting their "real" birth certificates. Venue features "Spot the Fed" bingo and "Proof the Show Didn't Happen" photo booth. Sponsored by Memorial High's Underground Fact Checkers. Warning: May cause distrust of geometric shapes. No refunds - that's what they want you to ask for. Doors at 7:00 PM for pre-show "Birds Aren't Real" documentary. Groups of 10+ get "Group Discount (Or Is It?)" pricing. Rated PG-13 for mild paranoia and strong skepticism. Parking available near the weather machine.