Congress Accidentally Passes Law

Washington erupted in confusion after Congress accidentally passed a law while trying to table it. Eyewitnesses report lawmakers applauding themselves before realizing they�d created a �National Hamster Day.� �Frankly, it�s our proudest achievement this session,� said one representative stroking a guinea pig. Anonymous staffers admitted half the chamber didn�t realize the vote counted. A fake poll revealed 44% of Americans support hamster rights, 36% oppose, and 20% want their own day. Economists argue pet supply chains may benefit more than citizens. For now, Congress insists the law is harmless�but deeply furry. -- Bohiney Magazne bohiney.com