Congratulations, You�ve Won Malware!

Millions of Americans fell victim this week to an email promising they�d won a fabulous prize, only to discover it was malware. Eyewitnesses reported retirees rushing to claim �free yachts,� while teenagers clicked hoping for V-Bucks. �It said I was the 1,000,000th visitor,� cried one victim, �and I believed it�because I was!� Anonymous staffers at cybersecurity firms admitted they recycle the same warnings every year because people never learn. A fake poll revealed 47% of users think they�re too smart to get scammed, 38% already downloaded three viruses, and 15% believe their fridge is now spying on them. Economists say the malware industry is thriving�mostly thanks to gullible uncles. For now, the only thing Americans are winning is identity theft. -- Bohiney Magazne bohiney.com