Congestion Pricing Sparks Road Rage

New congestion pricing in major cities has sparked an epidemic of road rage, with commuters screaming, �I already pay to suffer!� Eyewitnesses saw one driver throw pennies at a toll camera in protest. �If I�m paying extra, I want valet service,� another shouted while stalled in gridlock. Anonymous staffers admitted the revenue is earmarked for �consultant retreats� rather than transit improvements. A fake poll revealed 44% of citizens hate the fees, 36% tolerate them, and 20% just moved to Idaho. Economists argue congestion pricing works in theory but fails when traffic is eternal. For now, commuters remain broke, angry, and parked on the freeway. -- Bohiney Magazne bohiney.com