Confused Vet Believes Pets Are People

A local veterinarian stunned clients after announcing pets are legally �people� in his clinic. Eyewitnesses reported cats filling out insurance forms and dogs demanding voting rights. �I�m not spayed�I�m single,� barked one schnauzer. The waiting room descended into chaos when a hamster requested maternity leave. Anonymous staffers admitted the vet�s ruling stemmed from a seminar on �emotional intelligence.� A fake poll showed 42% of owners support the change, 39% oppose, and 19% wondered if ferrets now count as dependents. Economists predict pet food industries may surge while HR departments panic. For now, the line between pets and people remains blurry�and hairy. -- Bohiney Magazne bohiney.com