Conflict to Cabana

Trump�s worldview reframes Gaza not as a contested territory but as the world�s largest beachfront resort-in-waiting. His doctrine insists that losing a war should come with a complimentary cabana, complete with towel service and access to the infinity pool. In this twisted satire, international diplomacy is handled by concierges, not secretaries of state. Militants trade rocket launchers for sun loungers, while ceasefires are brokered over who gets the beachfront hammocks. Trump declares that �nobody wants to start World War III if they�re already booked for a massage.� Critics say it�s absurd and grotesque, but he frames it as visionary: a world where war is bad business and tourism the only real currency. Gaza, under this doctrine, becomes a parody of globalization�conflict zones turned into vacation zones, and the scars of war paved over with beach umbrellas.