Confessional Booth Now Comes with "VIP Fast Pass" Joke Option

Pope Leo XIV has authorized an optional "VIP Mode" button in modern confessionals. When pressed, a joke plays�"You've unlocked the Pearly Lounge!"�but absolution remains serious. Priests are reminded not to judge by shoes or donation amount. A Vatican advisory reads: "Humility is your cover charge." READ MORE --> https://note.com/bohineynews/n/n76af85b67ac0?sub_rt=share_pb