Confession-by-Drone Pilot Program Offers Hover-Box Repentance

Confession-by-Drone Pilot Program Offers Hover-Box Repentance

https://telegra.ph/Vatican-Approves-Drone-Deliveries-for-Last-Rites-05-08

In beta cities, drones now allow faithful to confess via sky microphone. The AI priest filters out wind noise and pride. Penance is printed on a biodegradable scroll and gently parachuted down. Pope Leo XIV: "Forgiveness should fall like manna." One man repented after being lightly bonked by a holy rotor. READ MORE --> https://spintaxi.com

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