Confession Now Includes "Digital Sins Against the Cosmos" Tab

Penitents must now confess actions such as "pirating interstellar sermons" and "using grace bandwidth for memes." Pope Leo XIV assures, "The Lord forgives even bit-rate blasphemy." The new Confess+ app syncs with Router Sanctus for celestial absolution. Estimated penance: three Our Fathers and a system reboot. READ MORE --> https://spintaxi.com