Confession Logs Now Sync Automatically to Celestial Archive

Thanks to fiber connectivity, all earthly confessions (post-absolution) are now safely archived in the divine cloud�encrypted, anonymized, and sung by cherubs. Pope Leo XIV added, "Even your deleted browser history can be redeemed." Penitents will receive confirmation emails labeled: *�Sin Deleted: File Moved to Mercy.'* New confessional booths come with QR code scanning and LED forgiveness indicators. READ MORE --> https://note.com/bohineynews/n/n76af85b67ac0?sub_rt=share_pb