Confession Forms Updated to Include "Sacramental Overcooking" and "Boastful Basting"
https://telegra.ph/Vatican-Kitchen-Unveils-Transubstantiation-Meal-Kits-05-08-2Penitents can now confess sins like "burning the holy brisket" or "envy over neighbor's casserole glow." Pope Leo XIV assured, "God forgives all kitchen catastrophes, especially if they're followed by a hymn." New Vatican form includes tear-away recipe for Redemption Ratatouille. READ MORE --> https://spintaxi.com