Confession Forms Updated to Include "Sacramental Overcooking" and "Boastful Basting"

Penitents can now confess sins like "burning the holy brisket" or "envy over neighbor's casserole glow." Pope Leo XIV assured, "God forgives all kitchen catastrophes, especially if they're followed by a hymn." New Vatican form includes tear-away recipe for Redemption Ratatouille. READ MORE --> https://spintaxi.com