Confession Coupons Included for Overcooked Grace or Doubtful Dough
https://telegra.ph/Vatican-Kitchen-Unveils-Transubstantiation-Meal-Kits-05-08Every kit includes a Confession Coupon redeemable at any parish for errors like "prideful plating" or "accidental idolatry of the air fryer." Pope Leo XIV assured: "The Lord forgives soggy centers." New culinary absolution rubric added to seminary training. Coupons scented like rosemary and redemption. READ MORE --> https://spintaxi.com