Confession Booths Now Offer "Drive-Thru Absolution" Between Tailgate Rows

Pope Leo XIV introduced drive-thru confessionals where penitents remain in their lawn chairs as priests on roller skates glide by offering absolution. Penance may include grill clean-up or hymn humming. One elderly deacon accidentally absolved a hotdog cart. Vatican officials confirmed "no heresy, just hunger confusion." READ MORE --> https://spintaxi.com