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So I've just been offered a job. A really fucking good job. But they drug test. I usually wont even fuck around w/ shit like that, because I dont feel its right, but for this much money, I'll kill someones Grandma. We're negotiating salary and bennies and stuff, so it'll be a few weeks before I need to take a test. I'm not worried about passing the thing, my good friend hasnt smoked in months due to some issues of his own, and he'll piss in a bottle for me. But how are you guys doing this whole "Piss In Condom" thing. Its a white-collar company, I'm sure they wont watch me with my dick in my hand. But are you stretching this condom out first so it holds a goodly amount? Or would a plastic bag and some rubber bands be easier? Someone needs to post a Tek for this.
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He who learns must suffer. And even in our sleep pain that cannot forget falls drop by drop upon the heart, and in our own despair, against our will, comes wisdom to us by the awful grace of God. - Aeschylus
I don't think they require an ungodly amount of urine for a test. Just get some and store it in your undershorts, and then poor it into your cup, and then send me a few 100 clams for helping you.
I HIGHLY recommend Clear choice, instant additive. My one friend is a teacher, and got randomly tested one day. She smokes daily, and failed. She explained she was on medication, they gave her another test and she used it and passed. It is also the only product that ever worked for me personnally, and that was for probation. Check it out, its DEFINITELY worth it.
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personally if this is a good job and you have the time i would just not smoke for a couple weeks...
ready clean works, if u dont smoke for 2 weeks drink alot of water, exercise for like a couple days starting now, then drink the ready clean the day of the test and follow the instructions.
Quote: Madtowntripper said: ...I'll kill someones Grandma. We're negotiating salary and bennies and stuff, so it'll be a few weeks before I need to take a test.... a few weeks is plenty of time to clean out naturally. stop now. for fuck's sake, if you're willing to kill people for the job then surely you can abstain for a couple weeks. don't be a pussy.
If you can find a plastic container that's like a small flask, go with that. Get some hand/foot warmers(the ones that heat to ~106F, and not the ones that heat to ~137F) and rubberband them on there about 30 minutes before the test. It's at the right temp when it feels like a bottle full of...piss.
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I just used a tick tack bottle last week to pass my piss test. I put my brothers clean urine in a tick tack container and put it in a bottle of steaming hot water. I took it out when I got to the testing place and put it in the side of my boot. The lady gave me a once over and patted me down to see if I had anything on me. I walked in poured the p!ss into the container and walked out all in about 3 min. I passed and she never even gave me a second look.
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Quote: debianlinux said: a few weeks is plenty of time to clean out naturally. stop now. for fuck's sake, if you're willing to kill people for the job then surely you can abstain for a couple weeks. don't be a pussy. Why stress myself out over it? I smoke alot of weed. I'm not very active. A few weeks very well may NOT be time enough for me to clean myself out. Why even risk it? I have access to perfectly clean piss, and its not like I'll be watched. Why the fuck should I play their game? *I'm* not anti-drug, THEY are. I'm PRO drug. The fuck if I'm going to change the way I live my life to live up to some bogus expectation of theirs. They will never know that I'm on drugs, and thats just fine with me. The end result will be the same either way, so again, why stress myself over it? Doesnt make any sense....
-------------------- After one comes, through contact with it's administrators, no longer to cherish greatly the law as a remedy in abuses, then the bottle becomes a sovereign means of direct action. If you cannot throw it at least you can always drink out of it. - Ernest Hemingway
If it is life that you feel you are missing I can tell you where to find it. In the law courts, in business, in government. There is nothing occurring in the streets. Nothing but a dumbshow composed of the helpless and the impotent. -Cormac MacCarthy
He who learns must suffer. And even in our sleep pain that cannot forget falls drop by drop upon the heart, and in our own despair, against our will, comes wisdom to us by the awful grace of God. - Aeschylus
quit smoking run/do somethingto make you sweat daily drink tonnes of water eat healthy drink one of those drinks you should be good. I passed two tests this way, the second time i had only quit smoking for 5 days
you touch my grandmother and I'll break you
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