Concert Bathroom Line Turns Lord of the Flies
https://bohiney.com/concert-bathroom-line-descends-into-lord-of-the-flies-scenario-porta-potty-crown-forged/A bathroom line at a summer music festival devolved into a �Lord of the Flies� scenario after the porta-potties overflowed. Eyewitnesses said one fan fashioned a crown from toilet paper tubes and declared themselves ruler of the stalls. �We were civilized once,� whispered a survivor clutching hand sanitizer. Anonymous staffers admitted security abandoned the area after realizing they�d been outnumbered. A fake poll revealed 44% of concertgoers sided with the new monarch, 36% demanded democracy, and 20% just went in the woods. Economists predict porta-potty companies may need riot insurance. For now, the festival is remembered less for the headliner and more for the Bathroom Kingdom. -- Bohiney Magazne bohiney.com